Santa: Yaar Main Pareshan Ho Gaya Hu Meri Bivi Hamesha Pichhle Pati Ke Bare Men Hi Baten Karti Rahati Hai Banta: Shukr Karo Bhai! Meri Bivi To Agale Pati Ke Bare Men Baten Karti Hai
Santa: Kal Mujhe 10 Logon Ne Pita Banta: Fir Tune Kya Kiya? Santa: Maine Kaha Salon Ek-Ek Karke Aao Banta: Fir? Santa: Fir Kya Salon Ne Ek-Ek Karke Dobara Pita
Santa Baar Ek Sarkas Dekhne Gaya To Sarkas Men Ek Ladki Ne Ek Sher Ko Chumban (Kis) Kiya Ring Master: Aap Men Se Koi Hai Jo Ye Kaam Kar Sakta Hai? Santa: Main Aata Hu Par Pahle Is Sher Ko Piche Karo
Santa: Sir Ke Sathsath Apne Kandho Par Bhi Shampu Laga Raha Tha Jito: Kandhon Pe Shampu Kyon Laga Rahe Ho? Santa: Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahin Hai 'Had And Sholder' Hai
Santa Aur Banta Coffi Shop Men Kofi Pi Rahe The Santa Bola: Jaldi Pe Yaar Cofi Thandi Ho Jayegi Banta: To Kya Hua? Santa: Are Bevkuf Menu Card Padh Hot Cofi 40 Rupaye Aur Cold Cofi 80 Rupaye Hai
Santa Park Men Baitha Tha Banta: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa: Badla Le Raha Hu Banta: Kis Se? Santa: Vakt Ne Mujhe Barbaad Kiya Hai Ab Main Vakt Ko Barbad Kar Raha Hu